Donut Holes Members Only

She didn't approve this. That's what makes it perfect.

Every crawler knows Princess Donut runs the show — and she would like you to know that she finds this club's name completely beneath her. And yet, here you are. A proud member of the most unauthorized, unsanctioned, and utterly ridiculous fan club in the dungeon.

The Member's Only Donut Holes Tee is for the crawlers who love her anyway — the ones who laughed at the name, got the joke, and immediately wanted in.

• Premium heavyweight tee — fit for a princess's most reluctant subjects

• Graphic design celebrating the dungeon's most glamorous, most opinionated cat

• Soft, structured fit — comfortable enough for a long crawl, presentable enough that Donut might almost approve

• Limited availability — membership is exclusive. She'd prefer it weren't a thing at all, but here we are.

Inspired by the Dungeon Crawler Carl book series. Worn by those who appreciate royalty, even when royalty is deeply unimpressed with them.

Princess Donut does not endorse this club. She has made that very clear.

Product: Gildan G640 Adult Softstyle 4.5 oz. T-Shirt

• 4.5 oz.

• 100% preshrunk ringspun cotton jersey

• Sport Grey and Antique colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Graphite Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• All other Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton

• Seamless double-needle 3/4" collar

• Modern classic fit

• High stitch density for smoother printing surface

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Rolled forward shoulder

• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

• Tubular fit for minimal torque

• Tear away label

Product: Gildan G640 Adult Softstyle 4.5 oz. T-Shirt

• 4.5 oz.

• 100% preshrunk ringspun cotton jersey

• Sport Grey and Antique colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Graphite Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• All other Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton

• Seamless double-needle 3/4" collar

• Modern classic fit

• High stitch density for smoother printing surface

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Rolled forward shoulder

• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

• Tubular fit for minimal torque

• Tear away label